The AP (and not some liberal nutjob like me) does some fact checking on the shitheads, er, I mean Republicans.

Today’s Weird Japanese News Story comes from the dirty world of murder crimes and Police Investigations: Police was frantically called to a murder investigation… After a complete day of panic and “police activity,” it was determined that the “victim” was in fact a sex-doll.

By mid-afternoon, the body was in the hands of police pathologists. But when they sliced open the wrapping, they were confronted not by a decomposing corpse, but by a life-sized sex doll. “Our guess is that the owner didn’t want to take a risk by throwing it away with the rest of his rubbish,” he said. “It was an incredibly irresponsible thing to do.”

Ya, who in their right mind throws away a perfectly good sex doll?

Since the announcement, Palin has raised $10 million in campaign contributions… for Obama!

New trailer for Zack and Miri Make a Prono.

I know I make fun of McCain of being a grumpy old man but this interview is a perfect example. Do you remember your grand father or any old men, when they havent had their afternoon nap or tea get really cranky? Do you want that old man to be anywhere near a nuclear arsenal that can wipe out the entire world?

Thank You Hulu. Check out the new fall schedule of Hulu here. They will be debuting TV shows there a full week before they actually air on TV. Shows like House, Heroes and 30 Rock a full week before TV!

The VP’s 17-year daughter is pregnant. Now I wouldnt care about this as this is a personal matter - but this is significant because Palin believes that the only way we can curn teen pregnancy is to teach Abstinence-Only and not proper sex education to children. So clearly, she is right and we are all wrong. Another win for Abstinence-Only Sex Ed! Hi Five! All this is way too easy and way too much fun!

“She’s not prepared to be governor. How can she be prepared to be vice president or president? Look at what she’s done to this state. What would she do to the nation?”

- Lyda Green, Republican State Senate President in Alaska on Sarah Palin.