Some surprises:

• Jagshemash! I guess Borat is a fan of friskyRadio too, as we had 3 total visits from Kazakhstan last week. Looking for some Sexy Time Borat? I LIKE!


• Of all the visitors, 33% were new visitors, the rest all returning visitors. Proving that we have a fairly loyal following.


• There were 51 visits to friskyRadio.com after people searched for the term 'chief frisky' in Google. What?


• We still own the serach results for the term 'frisky.' W00t!


• Sometimes I like to have fun with the show names. eg, I like to call 'Defected In The House' show and name it 'Defected N Da Hizzouse!' for fun. There were a total of 54 people searching for 'defected n da hizzouse' on google! LOL!


• Surprisingly, people dont really search for 'friskyradio podcasts' in google. Need to fix that and make the podcasts more prominent.

Stats from Google Analytics.

And I even had a pre-sale!!! Stood in line for a couple of hours. Get to the counter. Handed them my pre-sale slip for a brand spanking new Sony PlayStation 3 which I got back in early October. Was told that they got a less-than-expected number of units and that I was sadly S.O.L. (Shit Out of Luck). Fuck you bitches. I waited all year for this shit. The store only got in 6 pieces and I was like 18th in line to get one! Oh the HUMANITY! How will I go on????

And as if I needed more things to suck today... Seems like my invitation to the Tom-Kat wedding must has gotten lost in the mail. Surely I must have been invited! Tom, I defended your crazy antics of the past year and loved M:I:III. Where the fuck is my invite bitch? Tom? Katie? Er, Suri? Hello?

I'd been working on this one since the summer. I actually made a couple of cool new tee shirt designs but the cost of printing them out was too high, and I did'nt have the initial capital lying around to launch the new store. It was a total Catch 22: Don't have the capital to sell tees until I actually get some money from the people that wanna buy the tees, but cant sell them because I did'nt actually have the tees made. Bleh.

So anyways, the new store is launched with three tee shirt designs at the moment. This one's my favourite. Gonna be adding new styles soon - and for the first time, Im also inviting our listeners to take a stab at designing the tee shirts so that should be fun.

So get your frisk on bitches!!! Everyone needs a feelin' frisky? tee shirt!

What a great idea this is. I plan to order loads more, including some 'real' business cards for friskyRadio. WMC 2007 is right around the corner and I will need loads of business cards in Miami.

Here's the real reason why Rumsfeld resigned (read: was fired by Bush) one day after the elections. With the democrats now in control of the House and (looks increasingly likely) the Senate, they now have the power to call Rumsfeld on the stand and force him to answer the tough questions. Which of course the Democrats never will, since they are pussies, but I digress.

The world knows that this criminal should be tried for War Crimes - and thats exactly what the Administration is afraid of. They are running scared. Scared that Rumsfeld will have to admit to torturing people held in American captivity. Without charges. With no access to lawyers. With no rights given to them. With no respect to the Geneva Conventions. Basically treating them as less than human beings but as the sole property of the United States.

In his remarks during the announcement, Rumsfeld described the Iraq conflict as a "little understood, unfamiliar war" that is "complex for people to comprehend."

Mr Rumsfeld, how dare you!!! HOW DARE insult our intelligence. How dare you insult the soldiers that are dying on the ground every day. How dare you insult the people that have given their lives in this madness. How unfamiliar is it? How hard is it for you understand? You invaded a sovereign country on lies and deception. And as a result over 650,000 civilians and almost 3000 US soldiers are dead. How hard is that for you to comprehend?

Truth is that its YOU never got it. Its YOU that this war was "unfamiliar" to. It is to YOU that this war was too complex to wrap around your little pathetic brain. It is YOU that is responsible for the needless deaths of countless civilians and the soldiers in the American military, who are dying everyday because of YOUR incompetence. You have blood on your hands and you know it. HOW DARE YOU INSULT US!!!

Good riddance you fucking fuck! To me, this is the biggest admission of guilt by this administration. Now all thats left for Bush is give this guy a medal like he always does.

Here are the Three Sore Losers. When a picture speaks a thousand words:

[UPDATE]Charges sought against Rumsfeld over Prison Scandal. It has begun.[/UPDATE]

Yes you read that right. Naked man. Hidden weapon. I'll let you sort this out with your imagination.

Its one huge bitch-slap to Middle America, to "We Are The Greatest Nation on Earth"-ism. Indeed - when you look at these morons that Borat so intelligently makes fun of, you actually feel sorry for them and laugh at them at the same time. There's the Rodeo guy that is featured making racist remarks about "those goddamn Muslims." Then there's the gun owner suggesting that a 9mm ought to be "just fine for killing jews."

All is not lost in Middle America however - Borat also meetings very charming Jewish couple and that encounter is one of the funniest in the movie... I wont spoil it for you by telling you more...

This movie is vaary niiice. Probably the funniest movie in a very very long time... In an increasingly PC World this is a breath of fresh air. High Five!

[UPDATE] Here are some deleted scenes.[/UPDATE]

Looks like AOL is trying to revive the brand as a Music and News destination for Rock and Indie music - focusing on unsigned bands. Pretty good idea - just about 3 years too late.

As a company that gave so much to me both personally and professionally, I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Spinner.com and Winamp. That was probably the best job anyone could have ever had. RIP Spinner.com.

Forbes Magazine says "Damn Right it is"!!! They give a list of things that sex is beneficial for a human being, the best one being the following:

[Sex leads to] Better teeth: Seminal plasma contains zinc, calcium and other minerals shown to retard tooth decay. Since this is a family Web site, we will omit discussion of the mineral delivery system. Suffice it to say that it could be a far richer, more complex and more satisfying experience than squeezing a tube of Crest...

Well done Bush. You've done well for yourself. Keep it up. Keep telling yourself that things are going well in Iraq and that you're winning. If you keep telling yourself that Santa is real that will come true as well. Same goes for Unicorns, Flying Spaghetti Monsters and the Tooth Fairy.

I love to remember these quotes when I hear stories like these:
"we're gonna be greeted as liberators." - Cheney
"[The insurgency] is in the last throes." - Cheney

Got any more bright ideas or predictions, you Dumbfucks?

Keep going you fucking idiots... Keep going...

This happened to me this weekend. Im in line at the food counter at the cinema and this dude behind me says to me, "Is that your tristle?"

I go "excuse me?" Totally confused. What language is he speaking? Do I have my fly open? Do I have BO? WHAT!!!???

"Is that your tristle I see out there? I just got a black M3 myself."

It is then I realized that tristle, noun, was in fact a car. My ride. My wheels. My G-Ride. My automobile.

What followed was the most bizzare conversation Ive had in a very long time. And Im not counting that drunken conversation I had a couple of nights ago with a 4-foot midget either... This was far worse. It mostly consisted of him saying words that were way beyond my vocabulary, or as I would prefer to call it, below my vocabulary. At least thats what I keep telling myself to feel better. All I could do was nod, say "huh" and hang on for dear life and hope that this mind fuck will be over soon.

Am I that old that I'm not doooown wit the Street Lingo anymore? Sad sad sad. I be trippin' yo.

I disagree, Sir. What is a no-brainer is that you're an idiot!

There are still countless detainees held in secret prisons all over the world - where they are no doubt subjected to the most inhumane treatment a human being could face. Now if it was 100% certain that these were real terrorists, I would be the first one to say hell ya, burn 'em to hell. But countless of them have been proven to be innocent. When there is even a shadow of a doubt, we must tread carefully.

According to this story, interrogators even threatened to harm detainees' children, sometimes as young as 5 or 7 years old. I highly recommend you read that story.

In his poignant essay, Kevin Tillman, brother of a soldier that died in the 'War on Terror' says:

Somehow America has become a country that projects everything that it is not and condemns everything that it is.

America, stop saying that your country is the 'Greatest Country in the World' and start acting like one that could very well be. It has the potential - but the current thugs in the administration have hijacked what America is all about.

Lets hope the Democrats can take back the House and Senate and start Bush's Impeachment proceedings as soon as possible. Lets hope we can get rid of the Puppet on 10 Downing Street and replace him with a Real Man that has the balls to actually listen to his own people and bring back all British troops from the Illegal War. Lets also hope that the Democrats in the US have the balls to stand up for whats right, and that we are not just replacing one evil with another.