I will never understand why people send their newborn baby pictures out via a mass email. Did I ask them for it? I mean, no disrespect to the Human Race, but our babies arent exactly cute when they are born. They are all reddish like tomatoes, skin is all wrinkly, eyes look like an alien… And the bald head… Oh how nice is that ya? I mean they look horrendous! I dont see why any parents would want anyone to see that they produced such an ugly little human-like thing.

Whats even worse, some parents even post their newborn pictures online for all to see. Are you people insane?

Dont get me wrong - I like babies. Just not until they are at least 6 or 8 months old. So do me a favour new parents, dont even tell me about your new offspring until at least 6 months after - cuz I aint getting anywhere near that thing you call your kid. Oh and dont worry, when I have a kid - I will never make you suffer like you do me by sending out pictures… So you will be spared the wrath of the friskyOffpring. You know the saying “he got a face only a father could love?” Well, thats true for all babies. So keep them to yourself eh?