Shot of the day: Chantier - Elaine.

We’ll never get these guys to quit saying “FAIL.” At this point, it’s in their DNA. Like steampunk, Cheetos, and crying while masturbating.

- Merlin Mann

Remote controlled WALL-E. I want!!!

The first War Crimes trial started in Gitmo Bay this week. Who is on trial you ask? A murderer of thousands? A mastermind of the terrorist attacks? Nope. Its for a fucking driver! They are charging a driver that drove Osama around for War Crimes. Hamdan is no doubt not without some sort of guilt, but War Crimes? Poor guy was just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

This is further proof of how little the Americans know of the culture of that part of the world. Growing up in Pakistan, I had not one but two drivers, as well as a lot of “domestic help.” Every middle-class family does. Did our driver know everything about our family? No. Learning about your “enemy” if more than half the battle, and the American’s cant even get that right.

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The Watchmen trailer is out. Brilliant.

The world’s most expensive places to have sex.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. No thats not jibberish. Its the longest name of a city in the world. Its a small village in Wales, UK.