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Signs I’m Just Not Cool Enough Anymore

October 29th, 2006 friskyGeek rants |  Digg This | ##

#43 :: When you ain’t down with the Street Lingo.

This happened to me this weekend. Im in line at the food counter at the cinema and this dude behind me says to me, “Is that your tristle?”

I go “excuse me?” Totally confused. What language is he speaking? Do I have my fly open? Do I have BO? WHAT!!!???

“Is that your tristle I see out there? I just got a black M3 myself.”

It is then I realized that tristle, noun, was in fact a car. My ride. My wheels. My G-Ride. My automobile.

What followed was the most bizzare conversation Ive had in a very long time. And Im not counting that drunken conversation I had a couple of nights ago with a 4-foot midget either… This was far worse. It mostly consisted of him saying words that were way beyond my vocabulary, or as I would prefer to call it, below my vocabulary. At least thats what I keep telling myself to feel better. All I could do was nod, say “huh” and hang on for dear life and hope that this mind fuck will be over soon.

Am I that old that I’m not doooown wit the Street Lingo anymore? Sad sad sad. I be trippin’ yo.

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