United States of Idiots

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United States of Idiots

August 22nd, 2005 random | Digg This | ##

Further proof that America is full of idiots and morons:
“Woman says ‘McDonald’s diet’ took off weight”

“Inspired by the documentary �Super Size Me,� Merab Morgan decided to give a fast-food-only diet a try…”
Erm, She seems to have forgotten the fact that in the movie, Morgan Spurlock gains about 35-50 lbs… So right off the bat her plans to lose weight were a bit… erm, flawed.

The rest of that article is what every human should already know - you are what you eat. There’s no such thing as a “diet.” All these diets fads are all scams… Although Im still down for whoever makes the “All-Sex Diet.” Lose 5 punds a week, by having sex 10 times a week! I could sign up for that sheeet.

Damn, now Im hungry. I think Im gonna go eat a Big Mac while having sex…

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1 Bart Integro Aug 22nd, 2005 at 8:17 pm

I just love reading your blog Fais! You’re ehhhrrrmmm, like ehhh… like one of the funniest people I “know” (also one of the most retarded but, that’s for the best )

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