How much for one Goal?

JayK is feelin frisky - 19 August 2008

How much for one Goal?

August 22nd, 2005 random | Digg This | ##

Q. How much does one goal cost?
A. If youre Chelsea, �71 Million. After being outplayed in the first half by the Gunners, they bring out three subsitutions, the net worth of which equals �71 Million. Most expensive goal ever. Pathetic.

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