Archive for August, 2005

Racism? Not in America!

August 31st, 2005

“They hate us for our freedom, and the way we treat everyone with equal rights.”

Americans are Stupid

August 30th, 2005

Its true. Read this article. Unless, of course, you can’t read…
“One adult American in five thinks the Sun revolves around the Earth . . .”
Forgive me for being this way - but we found out just how stupid Americans are in the last General Elections… This article just provides us with further proof.

Prison Bitch

August 30th, 2005

Tonight’s premier of Prison Break was brilliant. I did’nt want it to end!!! You can totally see that FOX is going after the Lost crowd with this new series. Its got all the right elements - mystery, danger, characters that you actually care about… I can see many parallels between the two as […]

Diddy can STFU

August 29th, 2005

Why the fuck is Puff Daddy Sean Combs P. Diddy Diddy such a Class A tool??? I caught a little bit of last night’s MTV Video Music Awards. It was unbareable to watch this moron on the stage - parading his ghetto ass all over the stage. Throwing his “million dollar” […]

friskyEspresso

August 24th, 2005

Finally! I did it! I had been lusting after one for more than a year now - I finally bought an espresso machine… And it made perfect sense for me to get one, considering I spend on average $6 a day on coffee - one cappucino in the morning, one in the afternoon around 3pm […]

How much for one Goal?

August 22nd, 2005

Q. How much does one goal cost?
A. If youre Chelsea, £71 Million. After being outplayed in the first half by the Gunners, they bring out three subsitutions, the net worth of which equals £71 Million. Most expensive goal ever. Pathetic.

United States of Idiots

August 22nd, 2005

Further proof that America is full of idiots and morons:
“Woman says ‘McDonald’s diet’ took off weight”
“Inspired by the documentary “Super Size Me,” Merab Morgan decided to give a fast-food-only diet a try…”
Erm, She seems to have forgotten the fact that in the movie, Morgan Spurlock gains about 35-50 lbs… So right off the bat her […]




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Esquire asks whether Chris Nolan (director of Batman Begins and Dark Knight) the greatest director alive? Well, they just figured that out? I’ve loved Nolan’s work since 2000 - after watching the brilliantly amazing and awesomely original Memento. You need to watch it if you havent already.

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Shot of the day: Chantier - Elaine.

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Are these “the most advanced headphones ever?” Bullshit. I think Grado will disagree.

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We’ll never get these guys to quit saying “FAIL.” At this point, it’s in their DNA. Like steampunk, Cheetos, and crying while masturbating.

- Merlin Mann

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CollegeHumor.com coming to MTV this fall.

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Remote controlled WALL-E. I want!!!

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Is McCain a no-shot? I certainly hope so. Grandpa needs to retire.

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The first War Crimes trial started in Gitmo Bay this week. Who is on trial you ask? A murderer of thousands? A mastermind of the terrorist attacks? Nope. Its for a fucking driver! They are charging a driver that drove Osama around for War Crimes. Hamdan is no doubt not without some sort of guilt, but War Crimes? Poor guy was just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

This is further proof of how little the Americans know of the culture of that part of the world. Growing up in Pakistan, I had not one but two drivers, as well as a lot of “domestic help.” Every middle-class family does. Did our driver know everything about our family? No. Learning about your “enemy” if more than half the battle, and the American’s cant even get that right.

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Obama’s plan for Iraq, in his own words in the New York Times. And in the ultimate diss to McCain, the New York Times rejected McCain’s request that he be able to respond to Obama on the New York Times.

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whentwitterisdown.com

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If you thought Bush was bad - learn how much worse McCain could be. That old fart doesnt know anything except killing people, and I bet he would suck at that too.

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The Watchmen trailer is out. Brilliant.

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Advice on love and relationships by a 96-year old Economics Professor.

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The world’s most expensive places to have sex.

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The Presidential Memorial Commission was successful in their petition to add a measure to the San Francisco ballot in the November election to rename a sewage plant to “George W Bush Sewage Plant.” Ive said it before - California dances to its own beat and San Francisco is literally the best city in the world. Period.

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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. No thats not jibberish. Its the longest name of a city in the world. Its a small village in Wales, UK.

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This is what is in McCain’s mind… Hes an old sick perverted grandpa.

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