frisky is an Idiot

June 30th, 2005

Im a moron. After spending all day Friday, a few hours on Saturday and about 13 hours on Monday and about 8 hours yesterday trying to fix a stupid banner ad bug on AOL Radio, I had a mini-epiphany this morning in the shower. I should just start living in the shower - thats where I have most of my epiphanies. Anyways - it all made sense in the end. The problem wasnt that hard after all - and I was able to fix this bug in 3 hours… and release it to production and save AOL millions of dollars. Again.

You might ask why I bust my ass so much for The Man. Why I care so much. Youre not the only one - on my way into work this morning (which by the way happens to be from my bed to my den that I call my home office this particular morning) I asked myself the same question. Of course I knew the answer - but I feel that I have to keep validating it in my mind. The answer is that Im quite the perfectionist in everything - and when things go wrong, especially with something that I created I cant deal with it until I fix it.

This is not limited to just work either. The problem wasnt the bug - it was me. I over analyise everything. I always take the most pesimistic road. The fact that I was simply over-engineering the solution and thus creating more problems with this particular problem sums up my life in recent months… When Im in a relationship and things take a tumble - I feel that I have to do something extra and fix it. I hate when things are not hunkie dorie. This tends to be quite a pain in the ass, as I found out the last couple of days.

4 Comments


  1. 1 Papigiulio Jun 30th, 2005 at 11:30 pm

    So wheres your million for fixing the prob??? I always have epiphanies when I drink beer ;)

  2. 2 frisky? Jun 30th, 2005 at 11:58 pm

    Ya I asked them the same thing. I asked them about the supposedly $750,000 a day I saved them last year during another one of these ad revenue production outages - I fixed a bug and released it to production 3 days ahead of schedule - thus saving AOL tons of money… I asked them for a day’s worth of cash. They politely showed me the door. Asswipes.

  3. 3 Stephen Donner Jul 5th, 2005 at 9:16 pm

    Why is Netscape Radio such a piece of junk right now?

    It fails to connect to one of the servers (not an ultravox server, must be some other server?) almost constantly, freezing up the Radio@Netscape application.

    I know AOL wants to switch over to AOL Radio, but that won’t happen until at least mid-July, right?

  4. 4 frisky? Jul 5th, 2005 at 10:00 pm

    Radio@Netscape has always been a piece of shit… They will soon be retiring it… I havent touched that code in over a year - and Im sure even QA has no idea of the bugs you are talking about… Story of AOL - no QA resources = shitty quality…

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