frisky’s Political Minute

June 25th, 2005

And now… we bring you another edition of the world famous Frisky Political Minute! *drum roll*

President Bush, when asked about what his plans for to eradicate the growing and seemingly never-ending insurgency in Iraq this week said:
I think about the insurgency every day! Every. Single. Day. I think about it all the time…” (here)
Im not kidding. Thats what he said! Well, you know what? I think about boning Jessica Alba everyday! The only difference between me and the president is that I actually have a plan about what Im gonna say to her if and when (if ever) I run into her on the streets of Beverly Hills. Or the local mall.

His sidekick, Satan, er, I mean Dick Cheney, recently said this about the Guantanamo Bay prison:
Well, the truth is they [the prisoners] are well-fed, they are living in the tropics…” (here)
Oooohhh the tropics you say??? Sounds like a good place to go on a holiday eh? Will the Cheneys be vacationing there this year?

This has been another Frisky Political Minute!!! Tune in next time when we talk about Ferrits and the over population of Cockroaches in my kitchen. And their growing insurgency against the local turmites.

1 Comment


  1. 1 Yao Jun 26th, 2005 at 9:29 pm

    Isn’t politics grand baybeeeeee!!!

    lmao…you should see those fucks in my country ;-)

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