Love your SUV?

Max Gueli - friskyRadio Artist of the Week - 19 August 2008

May 28th, 2005 random | Digg This | ##

Everyone knows how I feel about Hummers and SUVs in general. How small does your dick have to be to make you go out and buy a Hummer??? I feel sorry for all the pricks that buy Hummers and think they are cool… Maybe you should have bought this instead.

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1 daniel May 28th, 2005 at 10:12 am

is it ok to want a dodge ram 1500?

i do have legti reasons tho… my ktm250 + the chopper business we are starting needs a truck capable of fitting bikes in the back and the uk ones just dont cut it
2 frisky? May 28th, 2005 at 6:41 pm

Trucks are excluded. They serve a purpose. They haul our crap. What purpose does an SUV serve, other than to fill your a void in your life and to substitute your shortcomings? If I ever had the need to buy a car that was practical (and Im not saying an M3 isnt practical) and I needed some extra luggage space I’d buy an RS-4 or RS-6 Estate Wagon or a Volvo Type R Turbo.

p.s. There is, however one exclusion to the SUV rule: Land Rovers. They are the Grand Daddy’s of the off roders. They were out there even before the term “SUV” was even coined. They are the “real” SUV - they can actually go off road in style… The new Range Rover Sport looks rad! http://trucks.about.com/od/2006suvs/ss/rover_sport.htm

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