A christian missionary from Ohio is sent to Northern Tribal Area near Afghanistan to help out and spread the Lord’s name amongst the sinners. When he gets there he sees all sorts of sin being commited. Men having more than 3 wives, robberies, kidnappings, crime was rampant. Drugs and alcohol was being consumed out in the open and no one was afraid of getting caught as there was no law and order.

As he settled into the community he learnt that amongst all the other sins being commited there - only one crime as kept under the rug: Fornification with animals. It was understood that every man did it, but no one openly admited to it and certainly no one did it in public.

So one day the priest decided to make a statement. While on his way to the local pub, he saw a nice clean healthy-looking goat on the top of a hill, grazing away, hanging out. He wraped a rope around the goat and took it with him to the pub. As he walked into the pub, being closely followed by the goat - all eyes were on him and on the goat. The music stopped and there was dead silence in the pub - no one dared move. At this time the priest said, “What?! You think I dont know what you all do behind closed doors??? Why not bring it out in the open? If you have to sin, do it in the open, for the Lord sees everything and is everywhere! You cant hide!”

To which the bartended replied, “Dude, thats the Sheriff’s goat!”