if youre gonna kill yourself, at least do it right. i have no problem with people trying to kill themselves (hey, its their own life to take right?) but if youre going to do it, at least do it in such a way it it doesnt affect anyone else. dont jump off a building […]

i hate going to the gym in january and febuary. every year its the same thing. the gym is *packed* to capacity with people. why? its the damn new year’s resolutions. everyone makes it their resolution to loose weight/get fit every year and they pack the gym in january and febuary. by march they are […]

they moved me back to the main office today. i no longer have the pimpin’ office i used to have. i have a cube space and that means that i pretty much have to work and appear busy. and no more surfin’ hot chicks at the office either. dayam. how is a guy supposed to […]

so the moron is officially in office for the second term. a sad day indeed for all of us. he said in his inaugural speech:
“From the day of our Founding, we have proclaimed that every man and woman on this earth has rights, and dignity, and matchless value, because they bear the image of the […]