Archive for January, 2004

[15:43] friisky: whos your daddy?

January 30th, 2004

[15:43] friisky: whos your daddy?
[15:44] Xtine: you baby, you
[15:44] friisky: dont you forget it

Dr frisky’s Random Post of

January 29th, 2004

Dr frisky’s Random Post of Wisdom
This week’s topic: Dude, where are my WMDs?
It is a known fact of life: politicians lie. Not just American politicians, but all politicians. They have to in most cases. They lie all the time. They sugar-coat the negative and exaggerate the positive. They bend the rules to […]

Brain-Fuck of the day: You

January 28th, 2004

Brain-Fuck of the day:
You have 3 light switches in one room and 3 incandescent light bulbs in another room. What’s the fewest number of trips between rooms you can make to determine which switch controls which light?
Hint: you can do it less than you first thought

<—- No, AOL’s been hatin’

January 28th, 2004

*ring* Me: Hello, this is

January 28th, 2004

*ring*
Me: Hello, this is Faisal.
Dude: Who?
Me: Faisal, whos this? (already annoyed, YOU callled me bitch, dont ask me WHO!)
Dude: Facial?
Me: Who is this? What number did you dial?
Dude: Am I a guy?
Me: Are you fucking deaf or stupid?
Dude: *some mummbling* I thought I was calling this hot chick I met at the club last […]

Its official. I need a

January 28th, 2004

Its official. I need a new job too now… Anyone out there needs a kick ass Internet Streaming Media Engineer?

Dont like what I say

January 27th, 2004

Dont like what I say sometimes? Read the fuckin’ disclaimer.




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Esquire asks whether Chris Nolan (director of Batman Begins and Dark Knight) the greatest director alive? Well, they just figured that out? I’ve loved Nolan’s work since 2000 - after watching the brilliantly amazing and awesomely original Memento. You need to watch it if you havent already.

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Shot of the day: Chantier - Elaine.

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Are these “the most advanced headphones ever?” Bullshit. I think Grado will disagree.

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We’ll never get these guys to quit saying “FAIL.” At this point, it’s in their DNA. Like steampunk, Cheetos, and crying while masturbating.

- Merlin Mann

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CollegeHumor.com coming to MTV this fall.

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Remote controlled WALL-E. I want!!!

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Is McCain a no-shot? I certainly hope so. Grandpa needs to retire.

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The first War Crimes trial started in Gitmo Bay this week. Who is on trial you ask? A murderer of thousands? A mastermind of the terrorist attacks? Nope. Its for a fucking driver! They are charging a driver that drove Osama around for War Crimes. Hamdan is no doubt not without some sort of guilt, but War Crimes? Poor guy was just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

This is further proof of how little the Americans know of the culture of that part of the world. Growing up in Pakistan, I had not one but two drivers, as well as a lot of “domestic help.” Every middle-class family does. Did our driver know everything about our family? No. Learning about your “enemy” if more than half the battle, and the American’s cant even get that right.

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Obama’s plan for Iraq, in his own words in the New York Times. And in the ultimate diss to McCain, the New York Times rejected McCain’s request that he be able to respond to Obama on the New York Times.

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whentwitterisdown.com

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If you thought Bush was bad - learn how much worse McCain could be. That old fart doesnt know anything except killing people, and I bet he would suck at that too.

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The Watchmen trailer is out. Brilliant.

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Advice on love and relationships by a 96-year old Economics Professor.

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The world’s most expensive places to have sex.

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The Presidential Memorial Commission was successful in their petition to add a measure to the San Francisco ballot in the November election to rename a sewage plant to “George W Bush Sewage Plant.” Ive said it before - California dances to its own beat and San Francisco is literally the best city in the world. Period.

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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. No thats not jibberish. Its the longest name of a city in the world. Its a small village in Wales, UK.

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This is what is in McCain’s mind… Hes an old sick perverted grandpa.

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